Thursday, May 25, 2017

How Magnificent Is My Odometer?

In the middle of a shitty Monday, which is to say a Monday, something amazing happened:

See it? All ones! It's like my dashboard temporarily turned into a terrible horror movie.

On a related note, my Check Engine light is on. It doesn't look like we'll be getting to 222222. At least we'll always have this past Monday.

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