(To the tune of "Jolly Holiday" from Mary Poppins)
"It's a jolly Holliday with Matty. It's a jolly holiday with Matt."
I hope Papa Pinstripe cooks up something as good or better when Holliday goes deep in the next week or so. I'll try to post as I think of good possible calls for the other new Yankees.
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