Sunday, June 5, 2016

How Will Sterling Call Chris Parmelee's Home Runs?

The Yankees' first-base situation has been one of the worst in the league this season, and it didn't get any better when they called up Chris Parmelee to replace the injured Mark Teixeira on Saturday. But even if he and Rob Refsnyder will combine to play a crappier first base than Bertram from The Sandlot, Parmelee provides tons of potential for John Sterling. Here's my prediction for the play-by-play man's newest home run call:

Mamma mia! The Yankees are having Parm tonight!

They'll appreciate the call up on Arthur Avenue and way out in Howard Beach.

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