"Gary, Gary, quite contrary ... What makes your garden grow?"
Just like Rudy, Sterling would embarrass himself if he went with this call. Nothing new there, though.
Note: I made a conscious effort not to include a reference to an unsanitary act that incorporates Sanchez's surname, but if Sterling were to drunkenly call one of the catcher's home runs, you better believe that's the direction he'd go.
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