Friday, May 13, 2016

How Will Sterling Call Gary Sanchez's Dingers?

The Yankees called catching prospect Gary Sanchez up from Triple-A for this weekend's series against the White Sox. In his short cup of coffee last September, Sanchez went hitless and, therefore, homerless. So, of course, we have to predict John Sterling's home run call for the 23-year-old. I have a weird hunch that Sterling will go extra-corny with this one:

"Gary, Gary, quite contrary ... What makes your garden grow?"

Just like Rudy, Sterling would embarrass himself if he went with this call. Nothing new there, though.

Note: I made a conscious effort not to include a reference to an unsanitary act that incorporates Sanchez's surname, but if Sterling were to drunkenly call one of the catcher's home runs, you better believe that's the direction he'd go.


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