"Starlin is New York's new darlin'!"
As easy (and probable) as it would be for Sterling to use a pun on "Star" (e.g., "Castro's got star power!"), I think he'll go the rhyming route.
Well, in the second inning of Wednesday night's game against the Astros, Castro blasted a dinger to left and Sterling delivered this call: "He is Darlin' Starlin."
My prediction wasn't perfect, and it wasn't nearly as prescient as, say, Joe Posnanski forecasting the Royals' 2015 World Series win five years in advance. Still, I have a pretty decent handle on Jawn's corny home run calls at this point.
By the way, pretty weak call. That's what Sterling came up with in his five months off?
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