This situation is akin to the Miami Marlins having an obscure young pitcher named Jimmy Arrieta-Kershaw, or the Sacramento Kings featuring a backup point guard named Jamal Paul-Curry. It'd be like an up-and-coming comedienne named Katie Fey-Poehler or a hot young rapper called Dante West-Lamar.
If those cross-sport and cross-culture comparisons don't appeal to you, you can represent the Green-Beckham scenario as a visual math problem...
I've written before about confusingly similar athlete names, and Green-Beckham's moniker is one of the most fascinating ever. I don't think we've ever seen anything quite like it.
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