"Now, let's look at some of the Yankees' new arrivals and try to predict how [John] Sterling will call their home runs:
Garrett Jones: 'Garrett keeps up with the Joneses!'"
While I missed the target a little bit with Sterling's calls of Didi Gregorius dingers, I nailed the announcer's Jones call. Here's what Sterling exclaimed after the lefty smashed a three-run homer in the eleventh to put the Yankees ahead for good on Tuesday night:
(Start at the 0:47 mark.)
Sterling's exact call: "Garrett, keeping up with the Joneses! He leaves his Garrett and drills a three-run home run..."
So I guess I should've written "keeping" instead of "keeps." Other than that, I'm on to you, John Sterling. And Garrett kept up with the Joneses again on Wednesday afternoon, hitting another go-ahead homer in a Yankees win. Just another day of keeping up with the Joneses, whatever the hell that means.
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