|Depp in Nightmare on Elm Street. (Photo via columbiaspectator.com)|
One thing's for sure, though. This rule would never have passed during the 1990s, when the University of Miami football team was at the peak of its powers. I would have loved to see the NCAA try to tell those guys what type of jerseys to wear.
But since the new rule seems like it's for real, I guess fans of the male crop top will have to take solace in the fact that the style might be becoming, like, a thing. As the weather heats up, I might actually be heading out to buy my own vintage Depp jersey. If that happens, though, people won't so much be weeping as washing their eyes out.
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