Saturday, January 17, 2015

How Do You Rank Taylor Songs?

I don't really know how to say this...

We need to talk about Taylor Swift.

5 songs have been released so far in a format other than iTunes. I might be super weird by writing this post, but at least I'm not buying the album. This must be what it was like before the Internet when you had to actually wait for a song to be released. What a lesson in patience for our youngsters.

Just kidding, they probably illegally ripped the whole album onto their Snapchat accounts using their super-secret "bae" code language. It's a world I don't care to understand.

Nevertheless - it struck me how clear the order is when ranking those 5 songs. It would be like ranking filet mignon, a turkey sandwich, and cat food. Each song is in its own stratosphere.

Here's the definitive order of the Taylor songs thus far released. Unless you disagree (and if you do, feel free to let that be known at the bottom).

5. Shake it Off





4. Out of the Woods




3. Welcome to New York




2. Style




1. Blank Space





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