1. It helps rid the bathroom of the foul odors emanating from your body.
Sunday mornings, especially, cause demons to leave our bodies during trips to the bathroom. Courtesy flushing allows the pooper to drown those demons as quickly as possible.
2. It allows you to gauge the flushing capacity of the toilet.
There's nothing worse than a toilet that's weaker than Roger Goodell's credibility. On the flip-side, there's nothing better than an industrial-strength flusher. The courtesy flush allows you to see how much flushing leeway you have.
So please remember to courtesy flush.
(This public service message has been brought to you by Kohler Toilets. Please flush responsibly.)
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