Thursday, March 27, 2014

How Should We Feel About the Tanaka SI Cover?

So this came in the mail today:

That's right. Masahiro Tanaka graces the cover of this week's issue of Sports Illustrated.

I've gotta be honest; I'm not sure how I feel about it. On the one hand, CC Sabathia showed up on the cover of the 2009 season preview and the Yanks won Championship No. 27.

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On the other, much larger hand (think the Greek Freak), the Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx is a real thing. The magazine itself even ran this cover a few years back.

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That's before we even mention what SI did to poor Dougie McBuckets by comparing him to Larry Bird two weeks ago.

And that's before we mention that Tanaka has never thrown a pitch in the U.S., and that the Yankees' track record with pitchers from the Land of the Rising Sun includes Hideki Irabu and Kei Igawa.

When I opened this week's issue, I was hoping that I'd see five other regional covers featuring teams throughout the league. But, nope. I think that Tanaka's mug is on every copy of SI in the country.

I'm not a superstitious guy, even less so than Michael Scott. For instance, I think it's absurd that skyscrapers refuse to label the thirteenth floor and that some people avoid cracked mirrors. With that being said, let me repeat: The Sports Illustrated Cover Jinx is REAL.

Tanaka's doomed and the season's over before it has started. Hey, at least Tanaka's got a hot wife.

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