I couldn't figure out, for the life of me, how that m-f'er Dustin could sit in such a position. I even tried (unsuccessfully) to do it myself. Well, it turns out...
|Dustin, you sly sack of shit!|
After about three seconds of looking at the photo, Kerry said, "I think his foot is just leaning back against the wall."
So apparently the LASIK surgery* I had three years ago is starting to wear off. I felt like I was looking at one of those Magic Eye puzzles, which I could never do. Or the picture with the old woman and the hot dimepiece in it, depending on how you look at it.
*If you're thinking about getting your eyes fixed, try Manhattan LASIK and use my name. I'll get 100 bucks for the referral. No, really, do it; teachers don't exactly rake in the cashish.
|Wait, there's an old lady there, too?|
I guess I can take solace in the fact that at least I know a schooner is a sailboat.
Good thing I got to include a clip of Frankie "The Enforcer" Stechino (Number 10 on my rankings of Boy Meets World characters) from Mallrats. Glad I'm here.