Now, though? I'm atoning for my past transgressions, and Sunday is my favorite day of the week.*
*Yeah, Friday, you read that correctly.
Here's what I'm looking forward to today, which I'm calling Do-or-Die Sunday.
--The penultimate episode of Breaking Bad. How could it possibly get "more messier"?
Bold prediction: Something ridiculous is gonna go down on tonight's episode. Any more specific predictions would make me look foolish. Vince Gilligan is just a bit more creative than I am.
--The Giants are playing a rare Week 3 Do-or-Die game. Every year, I just assume the Giants will turn it on when they need to. But last season they finished worse than Rick Pitino, and this year they've started worse than a female cyclist. It's a must-win against Scam Newton and the wimpy Panthers today.
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So those are just two of the many reasons why Sunday is the best, most American day there is. Don't waste it, because we all end up living the rest of our lives like shnooks anyways.