On Friday, Universal Orlando announced plans to open a model "Springfield" within the larger theme park. Let's just hope it's not anything like the time the Simpsons actually went to an amusement park.
And that was just a prelude to the mascots attacking all the patrons at Itchy and Scratchy Land.
Anyways, the announcement about the imitation Springfield got me thinking about how I would spend a day in the actual town.
My Ideal Day in Springfield
9:00--Wake up and go to Lard Lad's Donuts for breakfast.
9:30--Work off some of those calories by jumping on Homer's trampoline.
10:00--Tell Ned Flanders that God is dead.
10:20--Run away after Mr. Burns releases the hounds.
10:30--Point and laugh at Ralph Wiggum.
10:35--Stop by The Android's Dungeon to see Comic Book Guy.
10:45--Buy a Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart.
11:00--Drop by the set of the new Rainier Wolfcastle movie.
11:15--Walk by the set of Channel 6 News and ask Kent Brockman why he didn't keep his Jewish name, Kenny Brockelstein.
11:30--Have a Bloody Mary with Krusty the Klown in his trailer.
|A true role model.|
12:30--Grab lunch at Krusty Burger. Hopefully they still serve the Ribwich.
2:00--Visit Dr. Nick Riviera for injuries sustained while jumping the Springfield Gorge.
|"The 'B' is for Bargain!"|
3:15--Laugh with Dr. Hibbert about Dr. Nick's incompetence.
3:30--Duck into Moe's for a quick Duff.
4:00--Drive drunk with Lenny and Carl to the bowling alley.
5:00--Put the finishing touches on my 300 game.
6:00--Go to Uncle Moe's for dinner.
7:00--Egg Principal Skinner's house with Bart and Milhouse.
8:00--Hide in the bushes as Chief Wiggum looks for us.
9:00--Go to Flaming Moe's for a nightcap.
10:00--Skinny dip in the Simpsons' pool.
11:00--Go to bed.