The Bumper Bully
A new car is like a pair of new sneakers. You need to get a few scratches/some dirt on it before you really feel comfortable wearing/driving it around.
But if you have a Bumper Bully, at least nobody can steal it.
Just for Men Touch of Grey
There were rumors a few years ago that Obama dyed some of his hair grey to appear older. Why would he do that, though? Half the reason he won the first election was because people thought he was young and cool. Like, "Hey, this guy's much better than all those old, out-of-touch white presidents." Why would he neutralize that advantage?
|"At this point, I'd almost rather be a cat."|
True story: My cousin had an awesome golden retriever named Woody a few years ago. The first time Woody ever wore human clothes was for an ugly-sweater Christmas party. He died about three months later. They said it was cancer, but I'm convinced it was shame.
|"Hey man, can I bum a vapor?"|